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birds’ nests and tampons — 5 Comments

  1. I beg to differ. Have you never had the kind of head cold where a tampon up the nose was the only way to keep from having it run down all over your shirt?

    Good job explaining things. Nest in the belly. Awwwww!

    Now how do I deal with the fact that while helping my son and his girlfriend with their laundry (unasked) while they were busy cleaning up the dinner dishes, I found some of their sex toys in the bottom of the hamper? I just know that they are going to want to DIE when they realize I saw them.

  2. so perfect…if you don’t mind, i may share the ‘nest in belly’ with a friend…he has a little girl and asked me recently if, when growing up, my family used ‘code words’ or whatever for girls body parts – vagina in particular – because he was kind of uncomfortable walking around with a 2 yr old being so clinical.

    I kind of told him to get over it and gave him some ridiculous examples of what NOT to use off a few websites…my family was always very open and very specific about sex. (I had all those books as well).

  3. Sex toys in the hamper! That’s too funny! Oh, I couldn’t resist the urge to tease! Which is why I’ll probably never find sex toys in the hamper or anywhere else…they know they’d never live it down!

  4. I think it’s so important to be open and honest and human about sexuality, and of course I don’t mind if you share at all!

  5. I didn’t bring it up with them as Jen would have died on the spot. However, I did share the story today with a dear friend, and we spent a pleasant hour or so trading embarrassing tales. I think she managed to top mine, though. 🙂

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